System-Approved: Uzi Jesus – Dungeon Crawler Carl Fan Art
Uzi Jesus Raw
Sale price
$45.00
Regular price
$51.75
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System-Approved: Uzi Jesus – Dungeon Crawler Carl Fan Art
Sale price
$45.00
Regular price
$51.75
Made to order. Every piece is printed and finished by hand after you order. Raw ships in 1 to 3 days, Primed in 3 to 7 days, and Painted in 1 to 2 weeks. All products arrive unassembled; Painted pieces include magnets where the design allows.
Price by finish and scale
| Finish / scale | Price |
|---|---|
| Uzi Jesus Raw | $45.00 |
| Uzi Jesus Primed | $60.00 |
| Uzi Jesus Painted | $140.00 |
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ATTENTION, CRAWLERS!
The System is broken, the floors are collapsing, and frankly, some problems require a more… direct form of salvation. Enter Uzi Jesus.
We have successfully processed the digital manifestation of this absolute icon. Whether you need divine intervention on the tabletop or just a conversation piece that will make every visitor to your workshop stop dead in their tracks, this is the miniature for you. He’s dual-wielding, he’s absolutely fed up, and he’s ready to deliver salvation at high velocity.
Check the base—yes, it’s engraved with the only line of scripture that matters in the dungeon. This is a high-resolution print designed for those who appreciate the lighter, more explosive side of the apocalypse.
Crawler Specifications:
Name: Uzi Jesus
The Base: Engraved with "I am the way, MOTHERF***ER."
Designer Credit: This model was designed by LanternLightStudio.
Material: Forged from premium HD Resin.
The Details: Printed with high-resolution 14k and 16k technology to capture every detail, from the crown of thorns to the heavy-duty Uzis.
Assembly: This is a physical resin kit that arrives cleaned and unassembled for safe transport, ready for hobby assembly. This is not a digital printing file.
Note from the AI: Uzi Jesus does not require a Sunday School pass. He only requires an empty magazine and a lack of faith in the System. Please ensure your display shelf is ready for a miracle.