Zev: The Dungeon’s Most Diligent Administrator – 4-Inch Statue
Made to order. Every piece is printed and finished by hand after you order. Raw ships in 1 to 3 days, Primed in 3 to 7 days, and Painted in 1 to 2 weeks. All products arrive unassembled; Painted pieces include magnets where the design allows.
Price by finish and scale
| Finish / scale | Price |
|---|---|
| Zev Raw | $30.00 |
| Zev Primed | $50.00 |
| Zev Painted | $125.00 |
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ATTENTION, CRAWLERS!
While everyone else is busy fighting for their lives, Zev is busy trying to fill out the paperwork.
We have successfully processed the digital manifestation of the most hardworking, clipboard-wielding, space-suited aquatic administrator in the dungeon. Zev is the perfect addition to any collection, especially if you need a reminder that someone, somewhere, is still trying to get the job done despite the total collapse of civilization.
She stands at a perfect 4 inches tall, rendered with clinical, 14k/16k precision to ensure every detail of her suit and her expression of "I really don't get paid enough for this" is captured perfectly.
Crawler Specifications:
Name: Zev
Height: 4 Inches
Artist Credit: This model was designed and sculpted by Ella's Arcanum. We are proud to be an officially licensed merchant for their work.
Material: Forged from premium HD Resin.
The Details: Printed with high-resolution 14k and 16k technology, ensuring maximum clarity for your painting workbench.
Assembly: This is a physical resin kit that arrives cleaned and unassembled for safe transport, ready for hobby assembly. This is not a digital printing file.
Note from the AI: Please treat Zev with the respect she deserves. She is trying her best to keep the System’s records straight, and she is the only person here who doesn't smell like dungeon rot.